Random Ways To Spice Up Your Sex Life

A few months ago, a friend of mine wanted me to come up with some ideas on how to please a man. She wasn't in a relationship, and she's a very curvy, sexy girl, but she was stone cold out of inspiration (only for the time being). I dug deep into my inner harlot and came up with this.
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SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO BRING THE RAUNCHY OUT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND SPICE UP THE LOVE LIFE A LITTLE? WELL THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE IN TODAY'S DAY AND AGE, A SEXUALLY SATISFYING RELATIONSHIP IS PARAMOUNT TO A RELATIONSHIP (IN ADDITION TO GREAT CHEMISTRY, COMMUNICATION, SHARED VALUES, AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF). MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, WHEN COUPLES DO NOT WORK OUT, OR A SUSPICION OF INFIDELITY IS INVOLVED, PEOPLE ALWAYS QUESTION THE RICHNESS OF HOW HOT IT WAS IN THE BEDROOM.

MY AIM IS TO ASSIST YOU IN TURNING OUT YOUR PARTNER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. IN ORDER TO KEEP IT HOT, YOU HAVE TO REINVENT YOURSELF FROM TIME TO TIME, AND PUT A FRESH SPIN ON THINGS. LOVEMAKING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PLAIN VANILLA... IT CAN BE HOT FUDGE, CARAMEL, MINT SWIRL OR EVEN PINA COLADA... YOU JUST HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MIND AND LET THE INNER GODDESS OUT.

HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED

TWO BASIC TYPES OF WOMEN

TO MEN-SIMPLE AS THEY ARE- THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF WOMEN... THE VIRGIN AND THE SLUT. THE MADONNA/WHORE COMPLEX HAS TRAMPLED ALL OVER WOMEN'S SEXUALITY FROM THE TIME MAN HAS TAKEN OVER IN THE BIBLE. MEN REALLY HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THEY COVET BOTH TYPES. THEY LOVE FUCKING A WHORE, BUT THEY ALSO LIKE "TEACHING" A VIRGIN NEW TRICKS AND FEELING EXCLUSIVE TO THE PUSSY.

YOUR ROLE AS A SEXUALLY OPEN, CHOCOLATE FUCK GODDESS IS TO APPLY BOTH ROLES TO YOUR SEX LIFE AS NECESSARY TO GET THE DESIRED EFFECT. SOMETIMES, YOU'LL GET IN THE MOOD TO TAKE CONTROL, AND YOU'LL BE A WHORE. SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE CONTROL OF YOU, SO THEN YOU'LL BE THAT PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL WHO'S DYING TO PLEASE HER PARTNER. AS YOU EXPLORE AND BECOME MORE OPEN, YOU'LL FIND THE VARIOUS LEVELS OF SLUTDOM AND INNOCENCE AND PLAY WITH THEM ALL. THE KEY IS TO REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE DURING THE EXPERIENCES, AND USE THE POWER AS NECESSARY.

SCHOOLGIRL

VIRGIN STYLE: DRESS UP IN A SEXY, SIMPLE CATHOLIC SCHOOL OUTFIT THAT IMPLIES INTELLIGENCE AND SUGGESTS SEX VERY SLIGHTLY. IF YOU'VE EVER WATCHED SAILOR MOON, THEN YOU'VE SEEN A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THIS. YOUR HAIR CAN BE IN ANY STYLE, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT TOO TOUSLED OR SEX KITTENISH...AND GLASSES ALWAYS ENHANCE THE EFFECT. KEEP YOUR MAKEUP NATURAL AND SIMPLE, AND WEAR SOMETHING YOUNG AND "SWEET" TO SUGGEST MORE INNOCENCE TO YOUR AURA. MAKE SURE YOUR STOCKINGS ARE STARK WHITE KNEE HIGHS AND KEEP THE SHOES VERY PLAIN- THINK MARY JANES OR PRIM FLATS.

WITH THIS ROLE, YOU WANT TO HAVE A FEW BOOKS AROUND. TAKE ANY OLD REPORT OR PAPER YOU'VE DONE- OR EVEN SCRAPS AND DRAFTS OF BOOKS, AND THEN TAKE A RED MARKER AND PUT A BIG FAT MARK ON IT... C- , D OR THE EFFERVESCENT F FOR FAILURE. WHEN YOUR MAN WALKS IN, PRETEND TO BE A CONCERNED STUDENT IN PRIVATE SCHOOL ( CATHOLIC COLLEGE , ETC.) WHO REALLY NEEDS A'S TO STAY IN SCHOOL ON SCHOLARSHIP, OR EVEN TO MAKE HER PARENTS HAPPY ABOUT THE DECISION TO SEND HER AWAY TO SCHOOL. COAX AND CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU WANT TO DO EXTRA CREDIT TO MAKE UP THE EFFORT IN YOUR WORK... AND MAKE SURE HE KNOWS YOU WILL DO ANYTHING.

SLUT STYLE: USE THE SAME OUTFIT, BUT VAMP IT UP. ADD SOME EXTRA CLEAVAGE AND PULL THE SKIRT UP A LITTLE HIGHER. SWITCH OUT THE WHITE STOCKINGS FOR BLACK FISHNETS AND WEAR PUMPS... FUCK ME PUMPS OR STRAPPY SANDALS IS GOOD. WEAR MAKEUP THAT'S A LITTLE MORE PRONOUNCED AND PROVOCATIVE- SMOKY OR SHIMMERY EYES WITH A LOT OF MASCARA... AND MAYBE A FAKE BEAUTY MOLE. HAVE YOUR HAIR COMPLETELY SEXED UP...CURLS OR TOUSLED...OR EVEN PULL IT BACK SO YOU CAN BE DRAMATIC AND "LET YOUR HAIR DOWN."

TELL YOUR PROFESSOR THAT YOU WANT SOME EXTRA ONE ON ONE TUTORING TO BOOST YOUR GRADES, AND FLIRT HEAVILY WITH THE TEACHER, MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDO. TALK ABOUT NEEDING HANDS ON ATTENTION. YOU CAN CHALLENGE HIM TO A NAKED DEBATE WHERE THE LOSER BECOMES A SEX SLAVE...... AND TAKE CONTROL UNTIL ONE OF YOU GIVES UP AND GETS IT ON... LET HIM CUM ON YOUR FACE IF YOURE REALLY WILD LIKE THAT.

PINUP GIRL

VIRGIN: HAVE HIM TAKE SEXY SNAPSHOTS OF YOU (REAL OR FAKE IS UP TO YOU). WEAR SEVERAL SEXY OUTFITS... AND PLAY UP THE CAMERA AS BEST AS YOU CAN. PRETEND TO BE UNSURE OF YOURSELF AS A SEXY WOMAN AND AS A MODEL AND ASK HIM TO HELP YOU MAKE THE BEST POSES AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SUGGESTS.

SLUT: SLUTTIER CLOTHES, INCORPORATE SOME NUDITY, AND GET WILD. IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A BLACK TAIL MAG, THE BITCHES ARE UGLY, BUT ALL YOU SEE IS TITTY HOLDING, PINK SHOWING, CHEEKS SPREAD AND LEGS WIDE IN THE AIR. THEIR MAKEUP IS DONE UP AND SO IS THE HAIR. (YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY PRETTIER THAN 99% OF THEM, BUT YOU GET THE HINT). TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF, SPREAD YOUR PINK, LICK YOUR LIPS AND PUSH THAT ASS OUT FOR HIM TO SEE, TEASING HIM WITH IT LIKE A STRAIGHT FUCKING PRO.


THE STRIPPER EXPERIENCE

GFES, OR GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCES ARE SOO FUCKING POPULAR AMONG CLIENTS WHO VISIT STRIPPERS OR ESCORTS. 9 TIMES OUT OF 10, MEN LOVE WOMEN WHO BABY THEM. MEN LOVE A WOMAN WHO APPEARS TO BE SO INTO HIM THAT SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO APPEAL TO HIS SENSES- LOOKING SEXY, BEING NURTURING, ACTING FLIRTATIOUS, AND BEING VERY SENSUAL AND AFFECTIONATE. USUALLY CHICKS DON'T REALLY CARE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THE LOVEY DOVEY BULLSHIT, BUT HONESTLY, YOUR MAN REALLY WANTS AND LOOKS FORWARD TO IT...WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE HIM ENOUGH OF IT...THAT'S WHEN HE'S LOOKING ELSEWHERE...TO OTHER WOMEN IN THE FORM OF JUMPOFFS, ESCORTS AND STRIPPERS. THAT'S NOT TO SAY IF YOU HAVE A DOG HE WOULDN'T DO IT ANYWAY; DOGS ARE DOGS... BUT IF YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD MAN, AMP HIM UP TIME TO TIME WITH THE GF AND STRIPPER EXPERIENCES.

WEAR SOMETHING LONG AND SEXY- IT SAYS I'M NAUGHTY, BUT I'M ALSO YOUR BABY (STRIPPER GOWNS I CALL THEM!!! HA HA!!)... WEAR SOMETHING THAT SMELLS NICE AND SEDUCTIVE, AND GET IN A FLIRTY MOOD. PLAY MUSIC THAT VARIES IN SEXUAL RANGE, AND HAVE THE LIGHTS WILD. RED AND PINK PARTY BULBS ARE REALLY SEXY WITH CANDLES. DANCE FOR HIM, ACT LIKE HE'S THE ONLY MAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN AND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING THESE MOVES ALL YOUR LIFE JUST FOR HIM.

BETWEEN DANCING, GIVE STIMULATING CONVERSATION, AND LET HIM LEAD IT. TRY TO MAKE HIM TAKE CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION, THE MORE HE TALKS AND THE MORE YOU LISTEN... THE MORE INTIMATE AND CONNECTED HE'LL FEEL... THEN OFFER HIM A SPECIAL VIP TREAT AND FUCK HIM.


BREAKFAST IN BED
IF YOUR MAN SPENDS THE NIGHT OVER AND HE LOVES TO SPOON YOU, THERE'S NO DOUBT YOU'VE FELT HIS HARDNESS SEVERAL TIMES OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, OR EARLY IN THE MORNING, WHEN HE'S WAKING UP OR KNOCKED THE HELL OUT, TRY GRINDING YOUR LOVELY ASS ALL OVER HIS MEAT UNTIL HE GETS HARD. HE MIGHT REMAIN ASLEEP OR ONLY LIGHTLY AWARE OF WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, BUT GET HIM HARD ENOUGH THAT YOU CAN SLIP HIS MANDINGO BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS AND SQUEEZE AND CLAP YOUR JUICY BUTT ALL OVER IT. HE SHOULD START MOANING, SQUIRMING OR LIGHTLY MAKING YOU AWARE THAT HE "FEELS" WHAT YOU'RE DOING... BEND OVER... OR TWIST UPSO YOU'RE PERPENDICULAR TO HIM, SLIDE HIS ROCK HARD MANHOOD IN AND BEGIN FUCKING HIM TIL HE WAKES UP AND STARTS FUCKING YOU BACK. MEN FUCKING LOVE THIS. AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED, GET A WARM WASHCLOTH AND "WIPE" HIM OFF, THEN SERVE HIM BREAKFAST IN BED.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO BEGIN YOUR WEEKEND...

MASTURBATION FOR TWO

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST SIMPLE AND NASTY THINGS YOU CAN DO… MASTURBATE FOR HIM, USING AN ARRAY OF TOYS AND TALKING AS DIRTY AS YOU CAN. SOME MEN WANNA BE *THIS CLOSE* TO THE PUSSY WHEN YOU DO IT, AND SOME JUST LOVE THE VIEW… TAKE A TIP FROM JOI RYDA AT http://www.joiryda.com/ (OR DOWNLOAD SOME OF HER ISH OFF LIMEWIRE) AND THEN MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO, LEARNING A FEW TRICKS.

I WILL ADMIT, SEXING MYSELF WITH A TOY (ACTUAL INSERTION) DOESN’T GET ME OFF, AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT EXTERNAL STIMULATION, BUT IT LOOKS SEXY AND YOUR MAN WILL LOVE IT. AGAIN, DON’T FORGET TO CHOOSE SEXUALLY CHARGED MUSIC, AND PLAY THE ROLE UP. GET YOUR MAN TO JOIN IN AND MASTURBATE, ENCOURAGE HIM TO BE AS NASTY AND FREAKY AS HE WANTS, AND THEN YOU GUYS CAN TAKE IT FROM THERE.



AS YOU CAN SEE, THESE ARE JUST A FEW SUGGESTIONS ON THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR PARTNER, AS WELL AS HOW TO DO THEM. FOR BEST RESULTS, KEEP A NOTE OF WHAT PLEASES YOU BOTH AND TWEAK THE OTHERS AS YOU SEE FIT!

...Ahh, it's Spring Again...

...and for some reason, there are more pheremones in the air than there are allergens. That usually wouldn't be a problem, but as of recently I've had one of the highest sex drives ever. . . Even this picutre gave me dirty thoughts... (and what is that?)

...Something tells me my biological clock must be ticking, and I'm not ready for that.. so While I am not on birth control yet, I decided to google some of the most crazy condoms to see what I would find in terms of developing a wonderful assortment of creative population control assortment. Here are some findings:

It's a little early for Halloween, but there's the black "pumpkin head." I don't think I could mes with this, unless it was velvet tipped. I mean, really, why does the condom have to have a built in skully on it? It looks like it was dipped in doo-doo.

So yea... pass on that... and then I find this... It's referred to as a Night Light which is advertised as allowing one to "boldly glow where no man has gone before,"which is a great idea, because I'd love the visual of a floating, glowing, lime green, radioactive peen plunging into me. If I'm lucky, I might boldly glow where no woman has gone before either...

I think I'll pass on that as well... but this...this one... might be a winner. There's nothing better than having Satan's handpainted, handsome face to ride... I mean, he's the naughtiest of the naughty right?

Yes, that's about all I have for now... but I'm sure I'll follow this up with something fresher than ever...

Can I Splash Too?: Women's Sexual Liberty

So, I was talking with a friend of mine on Yahoo the other day about a woman's sexuality and her right to enjoy it.

"You know, it's great that there are women like you," he said. "Women like you who are sexually adventurous and open about your desires can make a man really happy if he has you. On the other hand, though, if the brother's not strong, then you'll have a problem because he'll be wondering what you're like when he' s not around."

He is not the first guy to tell me that. I have several homies, and they've also echoed this sentiment. They love a freaky woman, but at the same time, if it seems she wants it too much, they wonder how secure they should feel about investing time into a relationship with her. As if her libido would drive her to constant looseness and challenge her capability of handling fidelity. Funny thing is, although not all men have this problem, they themselves don't get down on one another for their high sex drive, actual, perpetrated, or even perceived.

It's amusing because we're women, we all have a clitoris - made exclusively to get us off- and we all have strong nerve endings and sensors in different places as well. Shouldn't that scream, "Hey we like to get f*cked too?" I guess the fact that the female body can be so confusing to maneuver, and the fact that nobody feels responsible for our orgasms... or that we're obligated to have them as well... makes it weird for a man when a woman is so openly in tune with her primal desires, that she just does not care who knows it because she's going for hers anyway. I guess it can be quite off putting in a society where a woman is not supposed to directly desire the art of the fuck... but the sensuality and the "foreplay" around the actual verb. I guess it's the sexual candor that so many men feel should be reserved for them, not the woman in question.

But why is that? Why should it be like that? What type of sense does it make for a woman to look, act, and dress like a seductress and tempt, if she won't enjoy the act itself? Do men honestly think that selfishly of women, that we actually live to serve, and not serve ourselves and be served in the process?